This youth wearing Nike trainers and a baseball cap, walked into his local jobcentre Plus office drinking a can of Special Brew. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "I'm looking for a job."

The advisor behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing!"

"We've just got a listing from a wealthy business man. He needs a chauffeur for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive them around in a stretched Limo. All meals are provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas trips. The total salary package is around £200,000 a year."

The youth said, "You're kidding me!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it."