Here are a few employment jokes for you

Why did the scarecrow get a job?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the employee get his computer wet?
Because he heard that it needed to be rebooted.

Why don't scientists trust atoms to do their job?
Because they make up everything.

Why did the boss fire the employee who fell asleep at work?
Because it was a wake-up call.

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because she wanted to climb the corporate ladder.

Why did the job applicant bring a glass of water to the interview?
Because the job posting said they were looking for someone with initiative.

I hope these jokes made you smile!