The story of Bob who wanted a job. Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob who was looking for a job online at the jobcentre. Bob had been out of work for a few months and was feeling pretty desperate.
He spent hours scrolling through job listings on the website, but nothing seemed to be a good fit for him. Finally, he came across a job that he thought would be perfect: a position as a chicken sexer.
Bob was excited at the prospect of working with chickens, so he applied for the job. A few days later, he got a call from the jobcentre telling him he had an interview.
On the day of the interview, Bob arrived at the farm where the job was located. The farmer showed him to the chicken coop and told him to start sexing the chickens.
Bob looked at the farmer in confusion. "What do you mean, sexing the chickens?" he asked.
The farmer explained that a chicken sexer is someone who determines the gender of baby chicks. It's a very important job, as male and female chicks need to be separated for different purposes.
Bob looked at the pile of chicks in front of him and hesitantly reached for one. He studied the chick for a few moments before announcing confidently, "This one is a rooster!"
The farmer shook his head. "No, that's a hen," he said.
Bob tried again with another chick. "This one is definitely a hen!" he declared.
The farmer looked at the chick and shook his head again. "Nope, that's a rooster," he said.
Bob was getting frustrated. "How am I supposed to tell the difference?" he asked.
The farmer shrugged. "I don't know, some people are just born with the talent," he said.
Bob sighed and admitted defeat. "I guess I'm not cut out for this job," he said.
The farmer patted him on the back. "Don't worry about it, son. It takes a real chicken sexer to know a chicken's sex," he said with a laugh.
And so, Bob left the farm with his head hung low, but at least he had learned one thing: he was definitely not cut out to be a chicken sexer.
