Irishman goes for an interview at the Jobcentre

An Irishman goes for an interview at the Jobcentre. The interviewer asks him to represent the number nine in a drawing.

The Irishman thinks for a minute or two and then draws three trees.

"tree.. tree... tree" dats noine.. says the Irishman

The interviewer is impressed. He asks the Irishman to represent the number 99.

The Irishman thinks for a few moments then scribbles on each of the trees in his original drawing.

"Dirty tree dirty tree and dirty tree.. dats nointy noine..." says the Irishman

The interviewer is even more impressed, but cannot resist. He asks the Irishman to represent the number 100.

The Irishman thinks for a moment then draws a small steaming pile next to each tree..

"Dirty tree and a turd... dirty tree and a turd.. dirty tree and a turd"...